Some favorite bumper stickers:
     
     Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
     
     It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
     
     My karma ran over your dogma.
     
     Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
     
     It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
     
     When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the 
     IRS).
     
     Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
     
     Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
     
     Eschew obfuscation.
     
     Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk 
     carton.
     
     It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
     
     Don't steal.  The government hates competition.
     
     Is there life before coffee?
     
     Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
     
     Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.
     
     Cover me.  I'm changing lanes.
     
     The weather is here.  Wish you were beautiful.
     
     I Cayman went.
     
     I need someone really bad.  Are you really bad?
     
     Smile.  It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
     
     Don't laugh.  Your daughter could be in this vehicle.
     
     Geez if you believe in honkus.
     
     Save California; when you leave take someone with you.
     
     There's one in every crowd and they always find me.
     
     Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.
     
     Wink.  I'll do the rest.
     
     Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of 
     nothing.
     
     I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
     
     Who cares who's on board?
     
     Die Yuppie Scum.
     
     No radio.  Already stolen.
     
     Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
     
     Want a taste of religion?  Bite a minister.
     
     Carlsbad Caverns: 22% more cavities.
     
     Exxon Suxx.
     
     Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.
     
     I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would 
     rather be.
     
     So many pedestrians, so little time.